WELCOME TO THE SHRODINGER'S CAT EARS INTERDIMENSIONAL USER SUPPORT FORUM

Welcome, all Shrodinger's Cat Ears™ users to the user support forum!  (Click read more!)

Commonly Asked Questions:

How does Shrodinger's Cat Ears™ work? 

When struggling while trying to make a decision, putting on Shrodinger's Cat Ears™ will allow you to listen to the future possibilities that result from your decision and allow you to make the decision that best suits future you.

Won't other users of Shrodinger's Cat Ears™ interfere with my own decision-making process?

A singularity point was created just before the first commercial sale of this product to ensure only one set of Shrodinger's Cat Ears™ exists in each timeline. This ensures no two users of Shrodinger's Cat Ears™ will exist in a given reality.

Why should I use Shrodinger's Cat Ears™?

As someone struggling with decisions all the time, I created Shrodinger's Cat Ears™ in order to address the economic problem of opportunity cost. The foresight enabled by Shrodinger's Cat Ears™ allows everyone to maximize their potential with every decision made. 

Wouldn't the existence of Shrodinger's Cat Ears™ mean there are infinitely many iterations of me being screwed over by other users in other realities right now? 

Yes. Visit www.shrocatears/mental-health-resources/ to learn how to cope with this.